The Cola Wars Continue
Cat declares war on door mat. Cat wins.
Half-empty can of Mountain Dew tragically struck down as collateral damage.
Fundies Launch Internet Raid On NIH
Religious fundamentalist groups have launched a huge email campaign to get people to write letters to the NIH opposing stem cell research. The public needs to go and make comments supporting it pronto!
Research on Human stem cells is vital to several lines of medical research. That particular research has a strong potential to cure diseases such as Parkinsons, Multiple Sclerosis, Lou Gehrig’s Disease and may lead to a way to regrow destroyed nerve tissue.
Christopher Reeve may have walked again and might still be alive today, if this research had been available before the accident that left him paralyzed.
Religious groups are trying to stop the government from overturning a federal ban on this research by directing huge numbers of followers to make comments to the NIH. They might succeed if you don’t act to stop this outrage.
Go!
Fun With Twitter
@KyraCNN What’s your most embarrassing high school moment? Doing a story in 2p et hour today.
@achura @KyraCNN Getting pantsed while holding a barbell over my head during PE. The track field was next to busy street and it was lunch hour :)
Feds / Hwy Patrol Beat / Tase Baptist Minister
A local Baptist pastor who was left bloodied and indignant Tuesday night after a stop at the Border Patrol’s checkpoint on eastbound Interstate 8 wonders in a recent video, “Why is this happening in the United States of America?”
Good Question
Epic Quote of the Day
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.
-Matt Lauer
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Trying to change my “Gravatar”.
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Edit:
AHAH! It was because I had 3rd party cookies blocked. First time that’s caused a problem in ages.
Today’s Bag Full Of Epic Win
Michael Winslow’s illegitimate white daughter has turned up!
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Apparently her name is Julia Dales and she won that contest.
This girl is so full of awesome, she’s gonna need to hire somebody just to carry it around.
Twitter Is Funny
Okay. Twitternoob question.
Is it just me or are people funnier when posting on Twitter than those same people are when they write on other web sites (blogs or whatever)? I’ve laughed myself raw reading the shit I’ve found there since last night. The same people on their own web sites, not usually so funny.
Maybe it’s the max 140 characters thing.
This is me, FYI. Go Go Go.
I Need A Translator
About this Job
We need disciplined, motivated, goal-oriented people who get satisfaction from getting things done. If you’re analytical, proactive, determined and can bust spam with gusto, we’d like to speak to you!
Okay, so I’m rusty on my corporatespeakinese. I’m confused here. Are these people hiring for a hockey player, a stock broker or a short order cook?
War On Drugs Is Over?
White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
President Obama’s new drug czar says the war is over. Now we’re going emphasize treatment instead of just throwing half the damn country in the clink.
I could just completely do an awkward man hug on both of them right now.
Except for the whole getting tackled by Secret Service thing…
The Out Campaign
