I can’t sleep.
This is a pretty rural place where I’m living at the moment. Farm country basically, so people tend to have all kinds of animals. There’s about 50 or so feet of trees separating my property from a dirt road where several other people live.
Someone on that road leaves a dog out at night. This dog barks if it hears anything, which happens a lot because deer and other animals are wandering around at night. The dog is very loud.
Somebody else has a rooster.
When the dog barks, it causes the rooster to crow. When the rooster crows, it causes the dog to bark at the rooster.
When the dog barks at the rooster, it causes the rooster to crow. That causes the dog to bark at the rooster.
Then the rooster crows because the dog is barking.
All of this at 2AM…
I hate my neighbors.